And on the seventh decade the lord spoke, and did he not say 'Just like some old jerks, all we do is work. It is time to boogie oogie oogie. To dance, dance, dance (yowsah yowsah yowsah). To get on down and par-tay'.
And yea, did he not take The Sound Of PhiladelphiaTM (which many consider not to be disco because it is good) to create a new sound. And yea, did he not create extended lengths and the twelve inch, so that DJs could take fag breaks. And yea, did he not create rollerskates so that no one could take themselves seriously.
And he named this guiding light 'D - I - S - C - O'.
BOOK OF DJ (9:17-19)